I was in the food line, and this boy from my classs went out of nowhere “You arreee fat!”
And I wasn’t even bothered [I know my size, y’know?] , also because the dude’s built like a toothpick. So I went like:
“Lemme get down on your level real quick mr.toothpick… You are so damn small a stork could still take your ass and deliver you to another family. We could put you in a group of kindergartners and nobody would notice.”
But trust me, I actually did not get bothered, just wanted to give him the good ol’ comeback.
