(for context, me and some of my friends joke about being super right-wing conservatives or conspiracy theorists)
I think they’re a hoax and those liberals tryna put them darn trackin’ chips in us
also the moon landing was faked and you cannot tell me otherwise, there is no way we put a MAN on the MOON
(basically pretend to be really conservative it’s really funny for some reason)
Everyone says birds are the spies, but no! Theu dont exist! Its a malfunction from the “vaccine” chips and Squirrels are the actual spies! Thats why if you flip “q” to a “p” you can spell “spies”
You’re Right!! They not only are tracking us BUT giving us hallucinogens! THOSE DARN HIPPIES
FINALLY, someone who understand that the vaccines are a tool to control our minds so we can’t identify the reptilians among us.
And how is that we put a man on the moon? THE MOON DOESN’T EVEN EXIST. It’s an illusion projected in the sky by the dark sun that is under the North Pole, wich is the center of the, obviously, flat Earth.
Guys… I hate to tell you but the earths hollow, not flat!! And the moon’s projected by a load of lasers, there’s no way anyone could step on it. It’s obviously a hoax.
So thats where the mole people live! In the center of the earth!
Exactly!! You’re getting it now :]
GUYS. Can we please talk about how australia is obviously a hoax.
Don’t get me started on those damned mole people. They’ve done gone replaced our government with nothin’ but cold blooded lizard people!